ELEPHANT STEW

GALE SCHLUTER

1 medium to large elephant
2 rabbits
Water to cover
Salt
Pepper

Cut elephant into bite size pieces (allow several days for this.) Cover with water and season to taste.  Cover and simmer for 4 to 6 weeks or until tender.  Serves 3000.  If more than 3000 people show-up, include rabbits in the stew.  Make sure your guests like rabbit before extending the stew.